Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
A: Because she didn't have any guts!
Q: Why did the Monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the Chickens day off!
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors
A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cement mixer?
A: A bricklayer!
Q: if a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A:Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q:Who tells the best chicken jokes?
A: Comedi-HENS!
Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend chicken?
A: In a HEN-velope!
Q: Which side of a chicken has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!
